When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us
I love when people shut the fuck up
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
patio isn’t french